Riddles and jokes

[stardavid]

Hi guys, I thought of this, that we should crack our brains with some riddles and cool the brain down with some jokes . So if you got a riddles or jokes feel free to post. Good luck

[Alpha 3D]

What's A Pirate's Favorite Letter?

Answer: Ar, you think it's R, but it's the C
Okay, I really messed that one up

[yaz]

What comes one in a year but twice in a week. It can't be seen in a day or a month.

[brektzar]

The letter e? yEar, wEEk ^^

[yaz]

Great. Hav you sent your name to Mars?

[stardavid]

ok
check this out. the person who built me doesnt need me yet, the person
who bought me does not need me yet but the person who needs me cant feel
or see me. what am i? any body who gets it will be rewarded with a
ticket to visit the sun

[brektzar]

A coffin is built by someone who doesnt need it, bought buy someone close to the dead guy and used by the dead guy ^^

I have heard a different version of this, but its close enough ^^

[stardavid]

Oops your ticket was stolen by a thief and he left u this message: i am a green room, inside the green room is a white room, inside the white room is a red room, inside the red soom are lots of babies. What am i? Oo what a tight security. If u get it , i wil return ur ticket and u wil go to antarctica

[brektzar]

Well, you did say that you are a green room, so im gonna say youre a green room ^^

[stardavid]

Hmm... Seems you do not know this one. Let me give a hint. Its a fruit. It has 3 rooms, 1 inside another apart from the green room that covers all room. Its nt pure green, it has some stripes of light green.