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Riddles and jokes

Re: Riddles and jokes

Postby Alpha 3D » September 4th, 2015, 5:16 am

was visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century," he replied. "We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here... use my iPod."

THWAP!!

I can tell you this...

That fly never knew what hit him!
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Re: Riddles and jokes

Postby Alpha 3D » September 4th, 2015, 5:20 am

Two lepers playing cards. One threw in his hand, the other laughed his head off

Sorry, I ain't got any good riddles :P
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Re: Riddles and jokes

Postby stardavid » September 7th, 2015, 2:29 pm

Nice one :D. We are three brothers (some times 2), we pursue each other but can never catch ourselves. Wat ar we?
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Re: Riddles and jokes

Postby brektzar » September 7th, 2015, 2:41 pm

stardavid wrote:Nice one :D. We are three brothers (some times 2), we pursue each other but can never catch ourselves. Wat ar we?

Clock hands?
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Re: Riddles and jokes

Postby stardavid » September 7th, 2015, 2:51 pm

No :D try harder
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Re: Riddles and jokes

Postby stardavid » September 19th, 2015, 12:05 am

Hint, it blows some air when you turn it on
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Re: Riddles and jokes

Postby brektzar » September 19th, 2015, 1:04 am

the blades of a fan? :S :P
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Re: Riddles and jokes

Postby stardavid » September 19th, 2015, 10:22 am

Yes you got it. Nice job :thumbup:
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Re: Riddles and jokes

Postby stardavid » April 28th, 2016, 12:03 pm

hey, am out of riddles... think... think harder... OK here goes... the poor have me, the rich need me, if you eat me you will die
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Re: Riddles and jokes

Postby brektzar » April 28th, 2016, 8:48 pm

The poor have nothing, the rich needs nothing and if you eat nothing you will die.
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