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Riddles and jokes

Re: Riddles and jokes

Postby brektzar » April 12th, 2015, 11:52 am

oh haha a watermelon :P Too easy with the hint though xD
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Re: Riddles and jokes

Postby stardavid » April 12th, 2015, 12:39 pm

Haha. U got that one partially cuz i gave u a hint. Ok get this one and you get to ride on a car that swims. We have 4 legs but we cant walk. What are we? :D
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Re: Riddles and jokes

Postby brektzar » April 12th, 2015, 12:48 pm

chairs, tables, benches other furniture :P
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Re: Riddles and jokes

Postby stardavid » April 12th, 2015, 1:07 pm

Er! :whistle: you keep getting all of them... :think: ok try this, we have no legs but we can run. What are we?
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Re: Riddles and jokes

Postby brektzar » April 13th, 2015, 10:04 am

Water runs without legs :P
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Re: Riddles and jokes

Postby stardavid » April 13th, 2015, 10:16 am

Ah!! :think: ok u will not get this one. Am a word, when my first and last two letters are removed, i become an act done by mostly 2 opposite sex. What am i? I will not type further so that you dont get it. :D
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Re: Riddles and jokes

Postby stardavid » April 17th, 2015, 9:39 am

Seems you dont know it :D ok let me give you a hint: Am a country, when my first and last two letters are removed, i become an act done by mostly 2 opposite sex when they want to spend their lives together. What am i?
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Re: Riddles and jokes

Postby stardavid » May 31st, 2015, 5:03 am

Ok seems no one knows this one. Its simple though. The answer is Sweden. Am out of riddles :-D
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Re: Riddles and jokes

Postby brektzar » June 1st, 2015, 5:41 am

I should have gotten that one...
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Re: Riddles and jokes

Postby Alpha 3D » September 4th, 2015, 5:13 am

WHAT I OWE MY MOTHER:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'

2. My mother taught me RELIGION .
'You better pray that this will come out of the carpet.'

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL
'If you don't behave, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'

4. My mother taught me LOGIC . ' Because I said so, that's why.'

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not coming shopping with me.'

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to really cry about.'

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM .
'Just look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
'You'll sit there until all that food is eaten.'

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER ..
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE .
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
'Stop acting like your father!'

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who
don't have wonderful parents like you do..'

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
'Just you wait until we get home.'

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
'You are going to get it when you get home!'

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.'

19. My mother taught me ESP .
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR .
'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me..'

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'

22.. My mother taught me GENETICS.
'You're just like your father.'

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS..
'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn ?'

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'

25. And my favourite:
My mother taught me about JUSTICE
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you '
God Makes ALL The Difference! :D
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